I Feel Old and Useless

yOoHoO!
Geez, I'd reckon that by now
you human beans would've visit enough of my URL
to know that i'm one helluva lazy blogger

*steals a glance at previous posts' date*

L-A-Z-ee-EE-eeeee

No one can really be that Bee-Zee right?
Unless you're GOD
with billionsGazzilionBazzookazillions of incoming prayers in 1 day
my head would've ballooned up and KABOOMS

but then again God's different
he's omnipotent, omniscient and omni...everything
....
Wait, i'm stumped.
I don't know what i'm trying to prove.
hahaha
Malunya

Ok Ok
Here's the tag i owe SUZZ
since she reminded me in my whisperbox
I MUST do it coz i promised to do it
and if i don't do it, i'll break my promise

somehow or rather
this tag being done now loses 85% of its magic
by right, it should've been done ages ago
Ah well...

RULE:
Each player of the game starts off with the
10 weird things/habits/little known facts about themselves.
People who get tagged must write in a blog of their own
10 weird things/ habits/ little known facts as well as state this rule clearly

At the end, you must choose 6 people to be tagged
and list their names. No Tagbacks!!

ONE::1::ONE

I play MAPLE STORY

Yes, i seriously do
I can play Maple till 6 in the morning
eventhough there's much to be done the next day.
I wanna level maaaa
IT takes loads of patience to play that game
So it ain't 3D, major drawback for the guys
but the characters and mobs are so lovable and kawaii

but still they must not be spared
hahahahaha

Two::2::Two

I have a PLayStation at home
Yea very weird meh?
Would it be if i say i've got no brothers?
PS 1,2 or 3? Go figure!
Sadly, it's been gathering dust
Might be a dust bunny or two around it
At least they keep it company
The last game i played was SUIKODEN

Three::3::Three

I have a collection of TEETH
hahaha
YES
It's all my baby milk teeth
And guess where i store them for easy viewing
A TIC TAC Box
with layers of cotton wool so they'll all be comfy
I can earn a few bucks outta those from the TOOTHfairy
but i'd rather it be buried for thousands of years
may an archaeologist discover it
and after carbon-dating and DNA analysis
they'll dub it

"Thousand years old well kept white-sparklish teeth"
- people from that time did not neglect good oral hygiene practice -

Four::4::Four

I eat McD fries with WASABI

Yummy yummy, good for my TUMMY
Usually I have my McD meal take away
then i'll get to enjoy the best of it right in the comfort of my home
But once i brought the tube of WASABI to McD
Hahahaha
Hopefully no one saw it

Five::5::Five

I eat McD's happy meal CheeseBurger with style

Hahahaha
It's as simple as the steps in OREO
First you remove the pickles, onions and tomato sauce
EAT THEM
Then you eat the burgerbread that's been stained with the sauce
CHOMP IT DOWN
Now you eat the bottom burgerbread with Chilli or WASABI
GOBBLE IT DOWN
Finally slowly chew on the beef + cheese
MMMM
This way, you get to enjoy the fusion taste of purely Beef+Cheese


Six::6::Six

I Love having wasabi competitions
From this i meant smudging lots of wasabi on sushis
Then i'll force my sister to gobble it down with me
and we'll compete to see who can swallow it first
without shedding a single tear

I'm evil i know
But she doesn't layan my weirdness
Hmph...

Seven::7::Seven

I Love Killing Flies with a SECRET WEAPON

Okay, so i have an electrical MUh-SkeE-TOe swatter
I use it to kill flies instead
hahahaha
Isn't it annoying when you're outdoor playing in the garden
when these annoying flies keep landing on your leg
no matter how many times you wave your hand at it
it eventually comes back
sorta like making your leg their landing runway

Anyway, i love it when the flies get electrocuted
I call it the Spark Narcosis
Hahahaha...
That tiny little spark induces a short-living narcosis

and to hear the flies' plea
"berzzZee.....zzee..eeeee..eeee"
Syioknya!!

Eight::8::Eight

I used to pour water outta the bus
Aiyo...
this particular one only happened when i was in primary 2
and it ended when i was in primary 4
Back then Mum would question us
if our waterbottles weren't empty when we got home
And so that desperate need to empty the bottle
resulted in that inconsiderate move
Now i would need to sincerely apologise
to the victims trailing behind the bus
who got their windscreen splashed with water
hahahahaha

Nine::9::Nine

I've been blessed with very productive lacrimal glands

I can cry whenever whereever whatever
Maybe i should say i'm a very emotional person instead
Sounds much better that way
hahahahahaha
I used to compete back then with friends and cousins
See who can CRY first
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Not like i'm not doing it now
My mum said that it's because i didn't cry much when i was a baby

Ten::10::Ten

I Love to imagine myself in a warZone

Don't ask me why
I just like it

The brotherhood is just so amazing
"I will not abandon you"
"I'll stay here with you"
"We'll get out of this together"
"I'll cover your back"
*sobs*

So i actually imagine myself as a guy
Weird?
100%

Hai
I'm done
There's much more weird stuff that i actually do
If you've found the above disturbing
I advice you keep a distance from me from this time forth


On a lighter note...
I've found out that my blog's cacat
when using IE or FireFox to view it
hOw?

When using IE,
my floating words and stars work just fine
but my inoseseek-blogdeco-cursor-following thingy can't be seen
Rakugaki drawing board wouldn't work

When using Firefox,
my inoseseek-blogdeco-cursor-following thingy works just fine
Rakugaki drawing board functions properly
but my floating words and stars are outta place or can't be seen

Nan desu ka?
HELP me...
...Help me
help me...
...HELP ME!

Do post a drawing or two on my rakugaki board
that's if you're using Firefox

OKay toodles-!

It's Soooo-Sheeeee time!