Thursday, 15 February 2007

puZZlingly puZZled


yooOhOooooo!

After much argy-bargy with my former employers,
namely Mr Slothful and Mr Indolent,
they finally recompense sluggish me for the loss of precious time
thus enabling me to blog again.


So, first things first.

Aku hendak mendedikasi paragraph ini kepada RobbieSTAR

Aku rasa bersalah kerana sudah lama tidak menjaga blog ni
Oh, aku juga sedar bahawa setiap "post" aku ni
pasti melibatkan beberapa cerita
Tapi memang macam tu
kan aku dah kata bahawa aku ni berat tulang
Eh, simpulan bahasa!!!
Lucu tak?
Tak lucu pun tak apalah
"Post" ini boleh kira sama dengan yang lain-lain
OK.
Aku sedar bahawa aku akan memalukan diri sendiri
selagi aku tak berhenti
Sebelum aku mengakhiri paragraf ni,
aku ingin memberi penghormatan kepada RobbieSTAR
Bukan senang nak "blog" dalam bahasa Melayu
Sudahlah.

Stop. Fullstop. TheEnd.

*WARNING*
super duper mega bazooka long-ass post ahead
do not proceed unless you've got nothing better to do
You have been forewarned.
Proceed at your own risk.


Following GrandPap stories are not in chronological order:


FLat FLat Tyre FLat FLat Tyre

Teeheehee
The privileged few whom I'd chauffeured
would most likely blame a flat tyre on my driving
"Dangerous driver"
"Reckless driver"
WHY la why la!?!?!?!?!
Not fun meh?

I beg to differ!!
I admit driving above the speed limit
Can't be following behind a slow poke truck
Dirty my car!
Right?
Must must must trust my driving
because I hold the whip hand!
Your precious life is in my hands.

heeeheeeheee
no Laa
because I ensure the safety of my passengers
that they enjoy a smooth ride
that they reach their destination in one piece

But whether the ride is smooth or not
I cannot guarantee
Manual car maA

MANUAL CAR IchI-Ban!

Right MiN min??

Oops, sidetracked.
Anyway,
I was positioning my car into the parking bay
I always did a reverse-in
To do that, I'd to "eat" into the bay opposite mine
which HMPH, had a small stairs by the side
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My estimation was totally out that day
Front left tyre bumped into the lowest step i assume
When I finally got out to inspect my dear ol' car


FLAT TYRE!!

And that was a new tyre
actually all four of them are new

I the new wheels very much
Smooth rides

Now here's the point of bringing up this incident

I had a stunning 8 mechanic-cum-medic peeps
changing 1 tyre for dear ol' car

Arigato Gozaimasu. Thank you very much. Terima Kasih. Xiexie.
I'm touched by their enthusiasm and kindness
*sniff**sniff*
Especially mr. Kee
for not backing off although my car was
FREAKING FILTHY
SO DIRTY
So paiseh

Wanna apologise if i cause any inconvenience
I owe you a MEAL....



....when i have enough $$$
and if *ahem* someone *ahem* doesn't mind


Kuala Kubu Bharu KKB KkB Kkb kkb

Hahaha
This cerita should have been done eons ago
Gomenasai to SUZZ for leaving your question unanswered

Basically, my batch (IMU) was posted to KKB
which is short for Kuala Kubu Bharu
and we're to interview patients, do general examinations
part of our learning process

It's a 3-day thingy
but since ours started on a Thursday
we'd to stay over the weekend

The HORROR!!!

Imagine....

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Some super ulu place where the trees are still standing
Rumah Papans with daun kering for
atap
Bundles of branches for a makeshift bathroom
within walking distance from the
rumah papan

Imagine...

Needing to pee in the middle of the night
Lizards , snakes and what not crawling all over you
while you're dreaming away
Mosquito-infested area

Like this?
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Heehee
That was waaaaaaaaaay ooOLOoo
Considering the fact that it's at the foothill of Frasers
Must be a bit more developed
so that wasn't how i initially pictured it to be

It turned out to be a memorable TRIP
waaaaaaay better than i'd expected

This was where we ZZZ
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And these are my lovely room mates
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L-R:
[puiFun][sueWen][yeePei][angelene]
[greenbunny][lydia][shinAnn]

Guess what?
I've learnt how to play M-A-H-J-o-N-G

Truth to be told
I initially thought MahJong was mainly played by
Xi Lais
As in those i've-nothing-to-do-i-love-to-gossip aunties
teeheehee

But I shall not be blamed
Most HK series feature xi Lai-mahjong-gatherings so frequently
that it's tough not associating that with that
It's a pretty addictive game i would say

Grand opening...

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Preparation
Notice the CHIPS
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Meet my Xi Foos
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Then, there was Monopoly
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Ah...
When stars blanket the sky
when the moon showers its' lazy light
when the crickets and toads play their symphony
hahaha
we crashed at the guy's place
almost every other night except for the first

Let's see...
We circulated saliva among ourselves
transfered buayas and biawaks around the room
and killed each other with just an innocent wink

It wasn't long before Mafias emerged among us
Get the drift?
Our NEW addiction

MAFIA

totally hooked up
there was no turning back
MaFeeeAaa all the way

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Seriously
it was good fellowship, "pure" fun in warm-glowing camaraderie
wasn't it for the cop living next door
this bunch would've rocked the house and brought it down

Imagine if we were all Pinocchios
We would have trouble moving around the room
with nose as long as this

And through it all
I've discovered that I'm in possession of
a brain with a capacity equivalent to a goldfish
Extremely low IQ
Mental qualities to the minimum
and to top it off
I lack the ability and skill to interact


Whether or not I OPEN my mouth to say something
I get voted off as being the more suspicious one
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I should, like everyone suggested, shut my mouth
Enough said
I rest my case

Oh i've mentioned earlier that KKB's at the foothill of Frasers
So those of us who stayed over the weekend
wandered up Frasers
thanks to minMin who arranged our transport

It has been a long time since i set foot up there
All I remembered was playing rockhorse where my uncle worked
Before i digress...
Frasers was coOling
Picturesque view of nature at just about every bend

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Soothing ain't it?
It's a pity that human beans
exploit resources we are given wisely

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Let's hope the town does not expand in size

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The clocktower and lovely postoffice (nice architecture)

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Lingered around the clocktower
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*snap Snap* a bit more

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One was too excited that he fainted
Fortunately we all passed our firstAid
Carried out CPR
Thus, EcstaticBoy regained consciousness

Valderieeeee... valderAAAaaa
waLKity-waLKety-waLK
....
...
..
.
And we arrived at The Paddock
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There's archery, horseback riding, some wooden wicket thingy
and
also a bunny farm
Sadly, the bunnies were all ill
I miss my bitbit

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Time was of the essence and it started to drizzle
Soon after everyone had their share of gallopings
we trudged off to i don't know where
forgotten d...

Enough round-&-round-the-mulberry-bush
Let me tell you what i've learnt from this outing:

Lesson #1
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Always think ahead and prepare yourself
for whatever situation that you think might happen
or might not happen
Yesh
Lydia saved sueWen
Hence, she's dubbed the HEROINE of the day!
3 cheers for her


Lesson #2

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We discovered a talent behind wengChOOmask
WoW'ed everyone with his talent
Uncle aunties calling for more
Tourists stopping to see what the racket was all about
Mini Star

But talent ain't worshipped by everyone in this case
poor wengChOO was hammered for being talented
who said a celeb's life is all glamorous?


Last but not least,
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Remember a particular episode of FEAR FACTOR?
Those supposedly "fearless" beings were to gulp down
blended Durian juice

I, for one, was seriously taken aback
I was like
"C'mon! You must be kiddin?! I can finish that within 15 secs"

Why is it intolerable to our fellow nonM'sians?
why why tell me why?
I know human beans are created differently from one another
that's why all of us are special in our own way

But, is there a possible & definite answer
to why majority of them can't tolerate durians?
Do you know why?


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Okay! Shall put a fullstop to FRASERS.
Getting kinda long already.

Moving on...

Waterfall!

mmHmm
Thanks to the adventurous
monyets
Whoops
I mean, young boisterous fun loving threesome
we spent our afternoon/evening at a waterfall
which is on the way to Frasers

We snapSnAp together-gether
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Something caught our attention...or maybe not
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We were WoW'ed at the majesticMagnificent waterfall
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oh speaking of waterfall
Paiseh
Haven't show how "majestic" it is
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But i've to admit
these two pictures were really clear and nice
I could make out the outline of rushing water instantly
minMin did a really good job there
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see what he has to go through...

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teeheehee
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How not to dub them the 3 little monyets?
they were one with nature
Daredevils i'd say


When twilight fell upon the land
we bid farewell to waterfall and hello to dinner
Our group's last dinner together
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KKB wasn't so bad after all
Looked as if it was more of a small holiday
but i assure you, we did our share at the hospital
Absorbed a considerable amount of knowledge
and opened my eyes wide wide to the kind of life i'll be leading

Okay.
Maybe that was only 1/1250 of what it's really like
teeheehee

There you have it
Group B's KKB 2007
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I thought the picture below looked like some album cover
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Hahahahaha... what do you think?

PaintBALL OUCH!!! PaintBaLL OUch!!!

Yesh
Finally paintball'ed
Something i've wanted to do all along
So after CSU
A group of us went paintballing
somewhere in Subang
Cannot remember the name of the place la
ehehe, paiseh la

I was pretty excited when i got off my car
Weeeee
Then came a short briefing
basically on how to use the er...bangBang
rules to follow
what to do and what not to do

At one point
we had to pen down our signatures on an agreement form
stating that we'll be responsible if anything should befall us
Sudden chill ran down my spine
And guess what that person said next?

"Kalau pellet
tu terkena leher, terus pengsan"
"...pernah berlaku, bukan main-main tau"
"Jangan sesekali menanggalkan
face guard dalam field
"
"Kalau
saya tangkap sesiapa yang buat gitu, saya tak bagi main"
"....pernah ada
pellet
terkena mata"
"Orang tu terus buta"

Like seriously AAAAaa
what have i got myself into?

Too late to pull out

Heartbeat was racing while i got into the jumpsuit
tightened the face guard
got my bangBang
filled it with AMMO
IT was TIME
hahaha
BattleField, here we come!

First Round
I was practically a
Hiding behind the wooden board

Aiyo..so silly la!
Couldn't identify the opponents somemore
what more with a super fogged up face guard
End up firing randomly
And i shot my own teammate
Sorry Angelene!!
Super lousy with a BIG L
Got shot shortly after
Our side lost

Second Round
Better progression
hahaha
But still the fogged up face guard ...
Forgotten whether i was shot in this round or not
Who cares?
Got shot thrice in one go on my right thigh

YeeeeooowccccH!!!
Almost three weeks now
and two of the three marks are still visible
Hahaha
BTW, we lost again

Final Round
OK.
This time i had a different face guard on
No fogging problem
No wonder the guys had no problem targetting us
And so it was down to 3 of us against 1 of them
At that very moment when he got up and run
i thought, like, this is it man!
Aimed lousily and FIRE!
STUCK!!!

My ammunition decided to run out on me

Total damnation
HAhaha..
Who cares?
We won anyway!
Finally!


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Weeeeeee...
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And while the thrill lingered on after the whole ordeal
It struck me all of a sudden
how would i manage if i were to be put in a warzone
Hahaha...
I certainly wouldn't survive over an hour


Since we were in Subang
Went over to Asia Cafe for dinner
Wow...
I haven't been there for almost a year
such a big difference!
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Oh yea..
the char kuey teow there is super yummy
Remember to give it a try when you're there

Alright
Hahaha
I've taken awhile to compile this post
It's time for me to Stop
But before i go

Sorry for taking such a long time to put up a post
Especially to
SUZZ
hahaha

One more thing,
EMRE ain't no serial killer
And NEWCASTLE beat LIVERPOOL

Happy Chinese New Year in Advance!!!