After much argy-bargy with my former employers,
namely Mr Slothful and Mr Indolent,
they finally recompense sluggish me for the loss of precious time
thus enabling me to blog again.
So, first things first.
Aku hendak mendedikasi paragraph ini kepada RobbieSTAR
Oh, aku juga sedar bahawa setiap "post" aku ni
pasti melibatkan beberapa cerita
Tapi memang macam tu
kan aku dah kata bahawa aku ni berat tulang
Eh, simpulan bahasa!!!
Lucu tak?
Tak lucu pun tak apalah
"Post" ini boleh kira sama dengan yang lain-lain
OK.
Aku sedar bahawa aku akan memalukan diri sendiri
selagi aku tak berhenti
Sebelum aku mengakhiri paragraf ni,
aku ingin memberi penghormatan kepada RobbieSTAR
Sudahlah.
Stop. Fullstop. TheEnd.
*WARNING*
super duper mega bazooka long-ass post ahead
do not proceed unless you've got nothing better to do
You have been forewarned.
Proceed at your own risk.
Following GrandPap stories are not in chronological order:
Teeheehee
The privileged few whom I'd chauffeured
would most likely blame a flat tyre on my driving
"Dangerous driver"
"Reckless driver"
WHY la why la!?!?!?!?!
Not fun meh?
I beg to differ!!
I admit driving above the speed limit
Can't be following behind a slow poke truck
Dirty my car!
Right? 
Must must must trust my driving
because I hold the whip hand!
Your precious life is in my hands.
heeeheeeheee
no Laa
because I ensure the safety of my passengers
that they enjoy a smooth ride
that they reach their destination in one piece
But whether the ride is smooth or not
I cannot guarantee
Manual car maA
MANUAL CAR IchI-Ban! 
Right MiN min?? 
Oops, sidetracked.
Anyway,
I was positioning my car into the parking bay
I always did a reverse-in
To do that, I'd to "eat" into the bay opposite mine
which HMPH, had a small stairs by the side
My estimation was totally out that day
Front left tyre bumped into the lowest step i assume
When I finally got out to inspect my dear ol' car
FLAT TYRE!!
And that was a new tyre
actually all four of them are new
I 
the new wheels very much
Smooth rides
Now here's the point of bringing up this incident
I had a stunning 8 mechanic-cum-medic peeps
changing 1 tyre for dear ol' car
Arigato Gozaimasu. Thank you very much. Terima Kasih. Xiexie.
I'm touched by their enthusiasm and kindness
*sniff**sniff*
Especially mr. Kee
for not backing off although my car was
FREAKING FILTHY
SO DIRTY
So paiseh 
Wanna apologise if i cause any inconvenience
I owe you a MEAL....
....when i have enough $$$
and if *ahem* someone *ahem* doesn't mind
Hahaha
This cerita should have been done eons ago
Gomenasai to SUZZ for leaving your question unanswered 
Basically, my batch (IMU) was posted to KKB
which is short for Kuala Kubu Bharu
and we're to interview patients, do general examinations
part of our learning process
It's a 3-day thingy
but since ours started on a Thursday
we'd to stay over the weekend
The HORROR!!!
Imagine....
Some super ulu place where the trees are still standing
Rumah Papans with daun kering for atap
Bundles of branches for a makeshift bathroom
within walking distance from the rumah papan
Imagine...
Needing to pee in the middle of the night 
Lizards 
, snakes 
and what not crawling all over you
while you're dreaming away
Mosquito-infested area
Like this?
Heehee
That was waaaaaaaaaay ooOLOoo
Considering the fact that it's at the foothill of Frasers
Must be a bit more developed
so that wasn't how i initially pictured it to be
It turned out to be a memorable TRIP
waaaaaaay better than i'd expected
This was where we ZZZ
And these are my lovely room mates
L-R: [puiFun][sueWen][yeePei][angelene]
[greenbunny][lydia][shinAnn]
Guess what?
I've learnt how to play M-A-H-J-o-N-G
Truth to be told
I initially thought MahJong was mainly played by Xi Lais
As in those i've-nothing-to-do-i-love-to-gossip aunties
teeheehee
But I shall not be blamed 
Most HK series feature xi Lai-mahjong-gatherings so frequently
that it's tough not associating that with that
It's a pretty addictive game i would say
Grand opening...
Preparation
Notice the CHIPS
Meet my Xi Foos
Then, there was Monopoly
Ah...
When stars blanket the sky
when the moon showers its' lazy light
when the crickets and toads play their symphony
hahaha
we crashed at the guy's place
almost every other night except for the first
Let's see...
We circulated saliva among ourselves 
transfered buayas and biawaks around the room
and killed each other with just an innocent wink
It wasn't long before Mafias emerged among us
Get the drift?
Our NEW addiction
MAFIA
totally hooked up
there was no turning back
MaFeeeAaa all the way
Seriously
it was good fellowship, "pure" fun in warm-glowing camaraderie
wasn't it for the cop 
living next door
this bunch would've rocked the house and brought it down
Imagine if we were all Pinocchios
We would have trouble moving around the room
with nose as long as this 
And through it all
I've discovered that I'm in possession of
a brain with a capacity equivalent to a goldfish 
Extremely low IQ
Mental qualities to the minimum
and to top it off
I lack the ability and skill to interact
Whether or not I OPEN my mouth to say something
I get voted off as being the more suspicious one
I should, like everyone suggested, shut my mouth 
Enough said
I rest my case
Oh i've mentioned earlier that KKB's at the foothill of Frasers
So those of us who stayed over the weekend
wandered up Frasers
thanks to minMin who arranged our transport
It has been a long time since i set foot up there
All I remembered was playing rockhorse where my uncle worked
Before i digress...
Frasers was coOling
Picturesque view of nature at just about every bend
Soothing ain't it?
It's a pity that human beans
exploit resources we are given wisely
Let's hope the town does not expand in size
The clocktower and lovely postoffice (nice architecture)
Lingered around the clocktower
*snap Snap* a bit more
One was too excited that he fainted 
Fortunately we all passed our firstAid
Carried out CPR
Thus, EcstaticBoy regained consciousness
Valderieeeee... valderAAAaaa 
waLKity-waLKety-waLK
....
...
..
.
And we arrived at The Paddock
There's archery, horseback riding, some wooden wicket thingy
and
also a bunny farm
Sadly, the bunnies were all ill 
I miss my bitbit
Time was of the essence and it started to drizzle
Soon after everyone had their share of gallopings
we trudged off to i don't know where forgotten d...
Enough round-&-round-the-mulberry-bush
Let me tell you what i've learnt from this outing:
Lesson #1
Always think ahead and prepare yourself
for whatever situation that you think might happen
or might not happen
Yesh
Lydia saved sueWen
Hence, she's dubbed the HEROINE of the day!
3 cheers for her
Lesson #2
We discovered a talent behind wengChOOmask
WoW'ed everyone with his talent
Uncle aunties calling for more
Tourists stopping to see what the racket was all about
Mini Star
But talent ain't worshipped by everyone in this case
poor wengChOO was hammered for being talented
who said a celeb's life is all glamorous?
Last but not least,
Remember a particular episode of FEAR FACTOR?
Those supposedly "fearless" beings were to gulp down
blended Durian juice
I, for one, was seriously taken aback
I was like
"C'mon! You must be kiddin?! I can finish that within 15 secs"
Why is it intolerable to our fellow nonM'sians?
why why tell me why?
I know human beans are created differently from one another
that's why all of us are special in our own way
But, is there a possible & definite answer
to why majority of them can't tolerate durians?
Do you know why?
Okay! Shall put a fullstop to FRASERS.
Getting kinda long already.
Moving on...
Waterfall!
mmHmm
Thanks to the adventurous monyets
Whoops 
I mean, young boisterous fun loving threesome
we spent our afternoon/evening at a waterfall
which is on the way to Frasers
We snapSnAp together-gether
Something caught our attention...or maybe not
We were WoW'ed at the majesticMagnificent waterfall
oh speaking of waterfall
Paiseh
Haven't show how "majestic" it is
But i've to admit
these two pictures were really clear and nice
I could make out the outline of rushing water instantly
minMin did a really good job there
see what he has to go through...
teeheehee
How not to dub them the 3 little monyets?
they were one with nature
Daredevils i'd say
When twilight fell upon the land
we bid farewell to waterfall and hello to dinner
Our group's last dinner together
KKB wasn't so bad after all
Looked as if it was more of a small holiday
but i assure you, we did our share at the hospital
Absorbed a considerable amount of knowledge
and opened my eyes wide wide to the kind of life i'll be leading
Okay.
Maybe that was only 1/1250 of what it's really like
teeheehee
There you have it
Group B's KKB 2007
I thought the picture below looked like some album cover
Hahahahaha... what do you think?
Yesh
Finally paintball'ed
Something i've wanted to do all along
So after CSU
A group of us went paintballing
somewhere in Subang
Cannot remember the name of the place la
ehehe, paiseh la
I was pretty excited when i got off my car Weeeee
Then came a short briefing
basically on how to use the er...bangBang
rules to follow
what to do and what not to do
At one point
we had to pen down our signatures on an agreement form
stating that we'll be responsible if anything should befall us
Sudden chill ran down my spine
And guess what that person said next?
"Kalau pellet tu terkena leher, terus pengsan"
"...pernah berlaku, bukan main-main tau"
"Jangan sesekali menanggalkan face guard dalam field"
"Kalau saya tangkap sesiapa yang buat gitu, saya tak bagi main"
"....pernah ada pellet terkena mata"
"Orang tu terus buta"
Like seriously AAAAaa
what have i got myself into?
Too late to pull out
Heartbeat was racing while i got into the jumpsuit
tightened the face guard
got my bangBang
filled it with AMMO
IT was TIME
hahaha
BattleField, here we come!
First Round
I was practically a 
Hiding behind the wooden board
Aiyo..so silly la!
Couldn't identify the opponents somemore
what more with a super fogged up face guard 
End up firing randomly
And i shot my own teammate
Sorry Angelene!!
Super lousy with a BIG L 
Got shot shortly after
Our side lost
Second Round
Better progression
hahaha
But still the fogged up face guard 
...
Forgotten whether i was shot in this round or not
Who cares?
Got shot thrice in one go on my right thigh
YeeeeooowccccH!!!
Almost three weeks now
and two of the three marks are still visible
Hahaha
BTW, we lost again
Final Round
OK.
This time i had a different face guard on
No fogging problem
No wonder the guys had no problem targetting us
And so it was down to 3 of us against 1 of them
At that very moment when he got up and run
i thought, like, this is it man!
Aimed lousily and FIRE!
STUCK!!!
My ammunition decided to run out on me
Total damnation
HAhaha..
Who cares?
We won anyway!
Finally!
Weeeeeee...
And while the thrill lingered on after the whole ordeal
It struck me all of a sudden
how would i manage if i were to be put in a warzone
Hahaha...
I certainly wouldn't survive over an hour
Since we were in Subang
Went over to Asia Cafe for dinner
Wow...
I haven't been there for almost a year
such a big difference!
Oh yea..
the char kuey teow there is super yummy
Remember to give it a try when you're there
Alright
Hahaha
I've taken awhile to compile this post
It's time for me to Stop
But before i go
Sorry for taking such a long time to put up a post
Especially to SUZZ
hahaha
One more thing,
EMRE ain't no serial killer 
And NEWCASTLE beat LIVERPOOL
Happy Chinese New Year in Advance!!!
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