Bad Luck

A string of black gloomy clouds...
...a string of raindrops
A string of bad bad luck...
...a string of teardrops


'Twas a beautiful Wednesday evening
just finished my rounds at the park and was on my way home
when i came face-to-face with a blackcat
vs ""
In an attempt to scare it away, i simply uttered
"Charliuk-Qmeat-Catligraffar!! Shoo-shoo!"
oh, don't bother looking up the definition of that weird-ass word
i came up with it and it works miracles on annoying cats

blackcat scrambled away as fast as its legs could carry it
hooray! One point for me!
O.K. : "" K.O.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"we'll see who gets the last laugh"
sniggered blackcat from one corner
suuuu eeeeeeviL


'Twas a lovely Thursday
why why tell me why??
Had a late lunch at SooSheeKing that's why
oHohohoHohoho
All sushi on the kaiten belt were going for RM2 each
but basically it's a privilege bonanza for members only
and it's not for all sushi, only the selected 4

Yummmmm...
Cooked prawns, raw salmon, unagi and salmon roe
Unagi's texture is simply fantabulous
just position it on your tongue and press it up against the palate
and feel it melt and slide down your throat
wowweeeeeee~! i'm on cloud nine~!
Yeap... it's thaaaaaaat yummy and i ain't kidding!
i still have a terrible craving for unagi
no thanks to *ahem* *ahem*
who put my precious plate of unagi back onto the kaiten belt

why?!?! Why did you do that?!!!

Anyway, those sushi up there
they pretty much suit my taste buds
Chuka Idako is suuuuuu delicious oh
it's baby octopus oh!

Aiya! who threw that tomato on me face?!
seriously, baby octopus very yummay what!!
Put that "evil" word aside and try it man
the sauce coating it works magic oh!
Seriously! Don't make me laugh at u for not trying it
Try the Golden ball too~!
it's hard boiled egg with a crispy crust
topped with shredded crabsmeat with mayo
Dang~! blogging bout it makes me hungry!!
Anyway, the promotion has already ended
Next one will most probably be around september or so
So peeps, what are you waiting for?
Go apply for Sushi King's privilege card yo

Okay. Back to the main story.

'Twas the eve of Friday the 13th
I was in a state of deep mental absorption
Too engrossed for my own good
that i fell victim to my own absentmindedness

a little gray cloud was floating above my head
and i wasn't aware of its presence

Was preoccupied with the bloody blood cells
Preparing for a battle with Haemato questions the next day

Then came the time of day
where intense gloom and darkness roam
The cuckoo clock struck twelve
and the owls started crying out loud
hoot... hoohoOt...
the sandman was being very generous
sprinkling massive amounts of shiny-snoozedust into my eyes
i accidently fell into a dream swirl and
ended up being the main character of a very disturbing dream

First thing i noticed bout myself in that dream, was my dressing
Why so, you would ask
For I was clad in the exact same clothes
that i've planned to wear on Friday the 13th
Eeeeps! That's why the dream felt so real
And there i was, standing in a brand new carpark
which resembled that of IMU's basement
It was fully lighted, so bright and white
"wah ...waste electricity oh"
i thought to myself

The somehow peculiar yet beautiful sight
tempted me to venture further into the carpark
It looked empty, coz there wasn't a single car in sight
but somehow, it felt as though it wasn't deserted
you get what i mean?

True enough, a manhole appeared out of thin air
and there were 3 construction workers busy doing their job
Obviously, the thought of being alone
whatmore with 3 totally HAMSAP looking workers
wasn't very inviting nope nah-ah!

Natural instinct... RUN!
Somehow that impulse just didn't reach my brain on time
They were already throwing down their shovels
and heading my way

"Come on, run run RUN!"
"I don't wanna be in the headlines tomorrow!!"
"I don't wanna be the topic of discussion!!"
But my legs just wouldn't budge

"please Lord, save me!"
Nothing.
This is it
Another victim of rape
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~!

Swirls and spirals surrounded me
I was fished back out of that terrible dream zone

Thank Goodness!
My pillow was a little damp
I choose to believe it's tears rather than saliva
Hahahahaha
Anyways, i opted to be on the safe side
in case dreams do come true
so i dreamt myself back into that dream
This time, I had a clear ending
hai-yAK!!!

One by one, they went down begging, crying for their maMas
All those years of taekwondo training under MasterKevin
Wasn't put to waste after all huh
hmm...i miss MasterKevin la, don't u ?

'Twas the morning of Friday the 13th
Was slightly traumatized by the dream last night
Wondered whether it was some bad omen
As quick as that thought came, it went away just as fast
Headed off to uni to conquer the HAEMATO paper!
Joined prayer meeting just before entering the exam hall
The paper was...

i think i might have lost the battle
i'm a complete washout

'Twas a Saturday
i woke up with a super dry throat
took a sip of water and had to force it down
Throat was extremely painful...
Poured myself cold fresh milk and munched on a slice of bread
Took me half an hour to finish up my breakfast oh
Then i realized i was running late
had to meet up with hanYing in 20 minutes time
And i wasn't even halfway ready

10 minutes later, i was adjusting my car mirror
when i noticed a much bigger and grayer cloud above my head
Conscience prevented me from dwelling too long on that matter
i zoomZoomed straight to IMU
without a second thought about the gray cloud

At half past twelve we left for Seremban
in my dirty old red junk

i WISH it was a convertible
"Stop dreaming la!!!"
The leading car was a brand new BMW


Anyway, i hit my first 140km/hr
Thanks to the weight of my backseat passengers
and it didn't feel as though we were going thaaaat fast
Normally, when i'm driving alone
i limit myself to nothing more than 130km/hr
because even at 120km/hr in my red junkie
the steering wheel vibrates violently
and a small bump can send the car flying
D-a-n-g-e-r-o-u-s horrr...

Soon after we arrived at clinical school Seremban
HORROR struck!
my front passenger side window refused to wind up
no matter how many times i pushed the button
it just wouldn't respond

Tried forcing it up but to no avail
In the end, we resolved to cover it up with newspaper
Every now and then, i made it an effort to check on my car
i know it's an old dirty red junk
and no one will wanna lay their hands on it
but then again, what if it really gets stolen?
"tak perlu balik rumah"
Later on, i added my sunscreen behind the newspapers
just in case it rained heavily

Oh forgotten to let you guys in on what i was doing in Seremban
Goodwill games i think...
between IMU bukit jalil and IMU seremban
Was there for pingpong
Got lined up for mixed doubles
And as if i wasn't tortured enough already
i had to play terribly and lose my game

I deserve a whack on my ass
Although we won overall
i felt so guilty for wasting my partner's time
if it wasn't for my noobness, the end result could've been prettier
i suck in pingpong... i think i really do

Picture's very blur
No one had a camera, had to use my hp's
Anyway, that's the pingpong team of IMU bukit jalil

Drove all the way home with the windows all wind down
Sorry dear passengers for that torturous bone-shaking ride home
With that BMW right in front of ya
You can't help but feel guilty all the way back

And little did i know
the gray cloud above my head
was slowly accumulating fluffs of smaller gray clouds
building into heaping towers
A storm-producing cumulonimbus will soon be formed
i wasn't aware of it
i wasn't prepared for it

Reached home at around eight-ish or so
Asked my sis to shift her car out so i could get mine in
Can't be leaving mine outside with its window wide open, can i?
Just as i was on my way to assist my sis in aligning her car
i heard her grouching and stomping back into her car

She scratched her brand new car by the cemented bin
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it's all my fault isn't it?

That night... i broke down to tears
I thought about the string of misfortunes i've been having
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Stewpeeeeeeed blackCAT!!!

Heeheehee
Oh, i'm not into superstition by the way
was just thinking of ending it that way
coz i don't know what i'm doing with this post
Basically it just shows how whiny i am

Okay
If you've read this far
Thank you for "layan-ing" my beat-around-the-bush story
Everything's real except for the cloud part
aights?

I've vented enough
till the next decent post~!
toodle noodles~!